Runner To Chase After A Rooster ($100 Per Hour)

Kenny

Downtown East, Singapore

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  • Job Ref.No: 01134561
  • Budget:
  • Timeline: More than 15 work days
  • Closing on: 10/11/2018
  • Country: Singapore

Job Description

You will be assisting the Director of Intelligence Department to chase after a rooster within the vicinity of the newly refreshed Downtown East. Your job cannot be any simpler, all you have to do is to pick up golden eggs dropped by the rooster every hour from 12 pm to 9 pm. The more eggs you pick up, the more money you will receive from the Director. Unlike most jobs, moonlighting is allowed and highly encouraged in this engagement. You don’t really have to fire your boss (yet). On the final day of your job, there is a one-time bonus of $10,000 cash upon hitting the Key Performance Indicator (KPI) set by the Director.
Job Requirement
- MSc or PhD in Science of Egg Identification or related studies - 50 years of working experience - Great sense of smell to sniff out the rooster - Awarded at least 1 gold medal in the Olympics - Able to hold at least 2 power banks in your pocket If you do not meet all of the above requirements, which is quite unlikely given our low and inclusive standards, we will still consider your application as long as you can hold at least 2 power banks in your pocket. For interested applicants, please apply directly at sqkii.com/chasingrooster. Moonlighting is allowed and highly encouraged as all applicants will be treated in the strictest confidence.

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